“Kickshaw has found those infidel Cape 
  Verdean command-line arguments inside the 
  Value column and replaced them into oblivion. 
  Those cowards have found their dire fate; 
  their cremation was just and merciless. We 
  have retaken the menu file. God roasts the 
  testicles of all subversive content. He 
  always did, he always will.”
   — Muhammad Saif al Saadi, former 
        Zanzibari information minister
